Wow. It scares me.

Skydiving that is. I’ve never done it, and I don’t plan to. I mean….fuck that! No offense to people who do enjoy the thrills of skydiving, but that is just not for me. I’d be too goddamn paranoid as to whether my parachute would be tangled or whatever.

It’s weird; I do like jumping off diving boards though. I mean water kicks ass. Especially when it’s in large quantities, it’s blue, and it burns your fucking eyes. The chlorine makes me look like I just got done ripping an entire sack through a bong. I mean FUCK. Someone actually….fuck what was I going to say? Oh yeah. A friend of mine (I remember who, but I don’t need to be namedropping) told me a story about how he would get high, then go to the pool. He said it was great because he wouldn’t smell like pot, and he would have an excuse for his eyes.

I suggest you all keep that in mind.


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