Well I was sick today, but I can’t get out of this one.
I woke up today feeling like shit. I took a shower, got dressed, and drove to school. Decided to go home while sitting in the parking lot, so I did. My mom called me in sick. I slept from roughly 8:30 to 1:30, and at 3:20, I have a duty to fulfill. The fucking dentist. I’m going to the dentist for my annual checkup, which sucks. I hate going to the dentist. I can keep my teeth plenty clean on my own, thank you.
If people actually did this, then the dentist would be out of work. Everyone I urge you, brush your teeth for at least 30 seconds longer next time. You never know, we might be able to tap into our shitty economy like never before, and have a few more jobs extinguished.
Nothing against the dentists of the world or anything though. You all seem like cool dudes/chicks, but I hate what you do. People need to learn to do shit for themselves. If people decide to be gross enough to not brush their teeth, then they deserve to have nasty-ass fucking chops. (like my ex-girlfriend; she deserves fucking AIDs, but that’s another story…)
Seems as though “personal hygiene” isn’t truly that personal.