Archive for the Ranting Category

I look like a fucking chipmunk…

Posted in Life, Ranting on June 24, 2009 by misainzig

The dentist said ice would keep the swelling down. HE LIED! Yeah I got my lower wisdom teeth out yesterday. The procedure itself wasn’t all that bad, but the agonizing pain over the last 24 hours has been hellish. Plus…I look like a fucking chipmunk.

I can’t eat anything, except yogurt or pudding. Who the fuck can live off that shit? Not I, friends… not I.

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FUCK THE FUCKING COUGH!

Posted in Life, Ranting on June 16, 2009 by misainzig

Yeah this sucks. Not only am I going on the weirdest sleep schedule possible, I’ve got this unstoppable cough that is simply annihilating my ass.

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I suppose that’s going to fucking blow. I’m probably going to cough all over Dr. Taylor’s face. Actually I know that won’t happen, as he has this cool face shield that reminds me of something one would wear whilst welding, though it is clear, so there’s no actual potential for retinal protection.

I’ve got no friends, no money, no job, no car…

Well I’ve got friends, but it’s not like any of those douche-bags ever call me or anything. Since graduating High School last month, I’ve received significantly less phone calls then while I was enrolled.

Oh yeah I guess I never mentioned it here, but I actually graduated. Pretty cool milestone I guess. It’s the start of a new beginning for me.

I’m what you could call pro-pro abortion…

Posted in Ranting on June 14, 2009 by misainzig

As in, it should be mandatory for all pregnant females. Then, in roughly 80 years, the world would be improved a hundred times over.

Screw all of these people who want to abolish abortion. A birthday is a birthday because that is when you become a human being. You don’t celebrate your birthday 9 months before you are born, do you? The birthing process is what turns us from fetuses to humans. If the mother dies before the baby is born, it is not actually a baby. Therefore, you don’t actually count (at all really, but that’s another story) until your birthday.

They obviously don’t have the great ideals of the majestic Misainzig in mind. After all, you have all realized by now that my opinion is superior to yours.

/sarcasm

White Pride!

Posted in Ranting on March 23, 2009 by misainzig

I’m no racist. Black people can be proud to be Black. Mexicans can be proud to be Mexican. Therefore, Whites can be proud to be White.

I’m no racist, but I hate stereotypes of each race.

God is shot down again

Posted in News, Ranting on March 9, 2009 by misainzig

If the lies being spewed by pastors like Fred Winters are being silenced, then I can look upon the world in a brighter light.

I’m very firm in the belief that there really isn’t an afterlife. There is nothing that is going to change that. The only thing that would change that is if I get hit in the head, and go all fucking crazy loopy. Like psych ward crazy. Then we’ll see. But for now, no way.

That in consideration, if I do die, and I am up at the “pearly gates” on Judgment Day, I’ll gladly accept my fate into the depths of Hell. I’ll deserve it for ignoring that bastard’s hints in the form of crazy dudes starving in the desert writing all of their hallucinations on stones. (I mean seriously people…)

I’m sure I’m not wrong, however. There’s no proof, and those old crazy ramblings of impossibilities and magic are just false. Use some common sense you dumb pieces of shit!

I’m sure Pastor Fred Winters was a great dude. I bet he really was. But I’d say the world’s a better place now that he has been taken to his lord in the sky. The entire reason the world is at war is because of religion. It goes back much farther than 9/11, or even the Gulf War. It was way before the U.N. decided to, for lack of a better term, “install” a place for all of the Jews to live after Hitler fucked them over. These people have been fighting for over a thousand years, and no “treaty” or anything is going to change that.

The way those crazy Muslims see it is, our government is a Christian run wrecking ball that is out to wipe out their religion. Then again, how crazy are they? No one can seriously deny the fact that there has been Christian influence in our government. They see us as the enemy that is here to wipe them the fuck off this flea-bitten planet. With the way they preach of violence and bloodshed, how can we not afford to wipe them out? We’ve pissed off the wrong beehive, and what do you do when you have a beehive that is a threat to you? You exterminate it. That’s what’s going to happen. I’ll put money on it.

I’m not saying I’m for it or anything, but there aren’t a lot of alternatives. If we leave, they’re just going to bring the war back to us, and this shit will never end. There will always be those terrorist sleeper cells and all those suicide bombers and stuff. There’s no getting rid of them. Unless you bomb the fuck out of where they live. In a way, maybe that’s the solution. A grave one, yes, but possibly the only hope.

Now that I think about it, the less religious kooks we have in this world, the better.

Fuck you Jesus.
Fuck you Mohammed.
Fuck you Buddha.
Fuck you Vishnu.
Fuck you Jerry Falwell.
Fuck you Fred Winters.

Blind Guardian = Best Band Ever?

Posted in Heavy Metal Discussion, Ranting on February 11, 2009 by misainzig

Duh. It’s basically a no-brainer. I just love how their solos are so melodic, yet relentlessly blitzing. And nothing beats Hansi’s 4 million layers of vocals. It’s impossible to listen to this band at less than full blast, as you’ll miss all of the tedious details they put in each song. It’s the tiny things that literally make them the best songwriters in the universe. People can piss and moan all they want about wankery, but it’s not truly wankery if it’s as amazing as this. I’d kill for a new Blind Guardian album. It cannot come soon enough.

Seriously entertaining.

The first band I ever fell in love with…

Posted in Life, Ranting, Story Time on February 2, 2009 by misainzig

When I was 5 years old, I remember hanging out at my Uncle’s tiny restaurant and it had a jukebox, which had Aerosmith’s Dude Looks Like A Lady, and Walk This Way, and I found the first of my all time favorite bands. Over the course of about 3 years, I had earned my own money and bought each and every single Aerosmith album, to that date, with the exception of Rocks, which I could never find. I had nearly every Aerosmith album by the time I was 8 years old! Then 2 years later in 2001, I got to see them live in Denver.

At the time, the greatest day of my life.